Brought to you by the number 4

Today is 8-12-10 and like the Sesame Street episodes is brought to you by the number 4.  Here’s why:

  • 8-1-2-1-0=4 (8-12-10)
  • When today started, I had 4 more pages of ‘comparative contextual improvements’ aka fluff to write for my paper that is due on Monday.  I just finished 4 minutes ago.
  • When I got to the office, there was an envelope on my chair.  It contained information that I was promised 4 days ago…useless now.
  • Baby Purvis is expected in just over 4 weeks
  • CDTA, the local transit agency, recently celebrated 4 decades of existence.  It made me think that CDTA is a little more than 4 years older than me.
  • I’ve been saying for 4 days this week that I was going to bicycle to work.  I’m 0-4.
  • I had to spend 4 minutes on hold with the cell phone company this afternoon and after speaking with technical support now need 4 advil
  • I’ve responded to only 4 emails today when usually it’s over 100 this late in the afternoon
  • It was recently revealed that Cookie Monster’s real name may be Sidney.  I had to re-read it 4 times to make sure I wasn’t going crazy.   From Sesame Street “Cookie Monster: Me wasn’t born with name “Cookie Monster”. It just nickname dat stuck. Me don’t remember me real name… maybe it was Sidney?”
  • I haven’t watched Sesame Street since I was 4

I’m glad all days are not brought to us by a specific number.  People would come to expect it and it would lose its relevance.

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