Many of the terms that I initially encountered throughout my wife’s pregnancy were new to me and my mind quickly went to work.
If I hadn’t heard it at the OBGYN office….:
When I heard Braxton-Hicks I thought a new parody-type band had been formed; the Weird Al of country music.
I fully expected sports reporters to be broadcasting/tweeting “The Mets announce their new mid-season manager, Billy Rubin (bilirubin). Boy, was I surprised when ESPN didn’t seem to know anything about it.
Waiter: Can I interest you in dessert this evening? Me: Yes, I’d like to try the fontanelle, no whipped cream and decaf coffee, please. Thank you.
If you missed it, my mind is simple. Now, who’s ready to eat?!